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    Dirty vans......

    Saw a white van yesterday with "Cleaned by the NHS" written in the grime on the back of it.

    What's the best quip you peeps have spotted?????
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    saw one the other day with "asylum seekers inside" written on the back with an intel like ring round it....Made me smile lol

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    I had written on the back of mine a few weeks ago "If you can read this then i must have lost my caravan" I had a good one last year it was the usual "i wish my wife was as dirty as this van " but someone had wrote underneath "she is ask you brother"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 951
    I had written on the back of mine a few weeks ago "If you can read this then i must have lost my caravan" I had a good one last year it was the usual "i wish my wife was as dirty as this van " but someone had wrote underneath "she is ask you brother"
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    Another one i had before was "free airbag test hit here" with and arrow pointed down to the back bumper ,you can tell i dont was the van much !!!

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    I saw one last week that had "man love rules" someone else saw Top Gear LOL
    Another good one was on a Toyota Pickup which said "Smile your skid ends here!"
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    Some of these are well funny. Was getting a bored of seeing the usual "clean me" ones
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    "If its rocking dont come knocking"
    then under
    "Dont laugh you daughter may be inside!"

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    'Wanted, apprentice for job as mudflap. Must be willing to travel' seen on van with one mudflap. I laughed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colinra
    'Wanted, apprentice for job as mudflap. Must be willing to travel' seen on van with one mudflap. I laughed.
    Should be 'must be flexible and willing to travel'.

    I remember years ago seeing 'free Arthur Fowler' when he was in prison on Eastenders. Classic.
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    i once saw a white van which has a drawing of a man with a big knob looking like he was humping the "O" in the title

    something like "O'Brians" lol

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    "Also available in white" is a classic and I'll give another vote for the "I wish my wife was this dirty" line and follow-up. I've also seen one that says "imagine what my pants are like"
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    Saw another one this morning: somebody had written "off" in the dirt next to the numberplate, which was "XX00 FAK"

    FAK OFF!
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    On the back of a Securicor 'meat wagon' the morning after the climax to the last series of I'm a Celebrity was "I'm a prisoner, get me out of here"...raised a smile.
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    Not quite a van story, but at work we now have white trailers to stop environmentalists noticing its really a tesco trailer. The guys have taken to writing tesco stealth trailer on them.Made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by mawhitey
    Not quite a van story, but at work we now have white trailers to stop environmentalists noticing its really a tesco trailer. The guys have taken to writing tesco stealth trailer on them.Made me laugh
    Are you serious? Environmentalists are targetting Tesco trailers? What for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OutLore
    Are you serious? Environmentalists are targetting Tesco trailers? What for?
    they recon 1 out of 3 trailers is a Tesco trailer or some such statistic.All of the new units and trailers are going to be plain white with no livery to identify them at all

    Tho, Tesco will own the world soon so does it matter !!!

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    On wednesday ,i saw a sticker on the back of a van which was made up in the style of a hows my driving sticker,which read "driving courtiously ?? --please report stolen" and i saw last year a coach with a sticker on its bumper which read " hows my driving ??? dont call us we know what he's like already " I took a picture of it and will post up if i can find it !!

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    Seen on the way home tonight: "For sale: one sponge, hardly used"
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    saw one today said also comes in white!

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    soz already been said!!

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    Seen "Free Arthur Fowler"

    Today: "My Wife's Much Dirtier"

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    Don't wash me - plant something
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forbez
    "Free Arthur Fowler"

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    "I wish my wife was this dirty"

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    The best of all is nothing written. The best is a shape of a COCK and BALSS. Nothing better in my opinion!

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    I am thinking we should start a sticky pics thread of things seen writen on the side of dirty vans!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beerzo
    The best is a shape of a COCK and BALSS. Nothing better in my opinion!
    Quote Originally Posted by Beerzo
    I am thinking we should start a sticky pics thread
    What sort of site do you take this for???
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    Not on a van but on the back of a peugeot someone had drawn a speech bubble to the lion's mouth with "GRRRR" in it, which was funny in itself, but below that someone had written "easy tiger!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by joost
    What sort of site do you take this for???
    I think he's been chatting with Silver75, it'll be all about nadia and man-love next
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    I reckon every member that sees a dirty white van should write Free Arthur Fowler that way we can see how many members read this thread, call it market reserach

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    Spotted this morning, scrawled in the back of a Slovakian artic:

    "I'm full of illegal immigrants"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forbez
    Seen "Free Arthur Fowler"
    Ah, but if you see something like that - you should add "with every 5 litres of optimax"
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    Best one I can remember seeing was on a white van -

    "Do not wash, potatoes planted"

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch
    Saw a white van yesterday with "Cleaned by the NHS" written in the grime on the back of it.

    What's the best quip you peeps have spotted?????
    I just told the guys in the office this and we cracked up seeing as we all work for the NHS it was very relavent.
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    Seen on the back of a grubby Citroen Xantia:

    "I wish my nephew was this dirty."
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    This is genius, as I do a ruck load of traveling for my work, I will keep my eyes peeled!!
    The 'I'm a prisoner get me out of here' is a stroke of pre genius!

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