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    Exclamation Splattered

    After conducting a quick experiment, I can categorically state that coughing into a cup of tea is not to be advised.

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    Cheers fella I'll bear that in mind this morning

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    I conducted a similar experiment involving a sneeze and a glass of coke. Again, not advisable..!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by batwad
    After conducting a quick experiment, I can categorically state that coughing into a cup of tea is not to be advised.

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    Black jumper = dignity saved
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    can any mods make this a sticky?

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    I conducted a little experiment with the mrs and can say that attaching a jump lead to her left nipple whilst she is performing a act of nature on yer fella is not a good idea as it makes there mouth clamp shut instead of making her go like the duracell bunny

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    I got hold of some bit of skirt last week that had a brace fitted, i did experience a degree of chafing on the old fella whilst being involved in a similar act.

    I would advise anyone thinking of engaging in lewd acts with a bird with a mouth full of metal to exercise extreme caution.

    Unless you like having a sore appendage...
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    if you **** yourself make sure you have brown pants...
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    Surely once you've shat yourself you'll have brown pants anyway. Are you suggesting that I should wear brown pants all the time, just in case I **** myself?

    What do you take me for, some kind of loose-bowelled bran-gobbling underwear-newbie?
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    LOL! My advice for today is don't eat yellow snow...

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