I conducted a little experiment with the mrs and can say that attaching a jump lead to her left nipple whilst she is performing a act of nature on yer fella is not a good idea as it makes there mouth clamp shut instead of making her go like the duracell bunny
I got hold of some bit of skirt last week that had a brace fitted, i did experience a degree of chafing on the old fella whilst being involved in a similar act.
I would advise anyone thinking of engaging in lewd acts with a bird with a mouth full of metal to exercise extreme caution.
Surely once you've shat yourself you'll have brown pants anyway. Are you suggesting that I should wear brown pants all the time, just in case I **** myself?
What do you take me for, some kind of loose-bowelled bran-gobbling underwear-newbie?
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