Need your sun glasses for this one

That sure is an interesting looking car...

One question though, why bother with a cat 1 alarm?

read the questions! brilliant

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. Her car design is nearly as bad as her spelling. Looks like a Tron reject. AND WHAT'S WITH THE SHOUTING? Is the car not loud enough?? Tit.

2 pages of them as well, i like the way she replies to all of them and posts them up

my god what was she thinking

Can anyone cut and paste the replies as i tried reading them but it says that i have to log into ebay and i aint got a ebay account, that has got to be the funniest car i have seen since i last went to the circus with me mam and dad and these funny looking fellas with big red pointy shoes and big bright red noses drove into the arena honk honk honking there horn and then all there doors fell off and then one of the blokes got out the car and went to throw a bucket of water over me mam but I F---------g shot him with me twelve boar before he had chance to.

I've sussed out what the Cat 1 alarm is all about.... Its to stop everyone putting their old Xmas trees in it when its parked up..!!!!

Are you Vicki Pollard?

Ha ha ha class!!!

Yes I know so could you cut and paste the replies for us

im embarresed for her. what a peice of sh!t. top questions though!

Oh F F Sake she's actually put her mobile number in the listing!!

Seller's payment instructions
please contact within 3 days of the item ending 07835436036 thanks

My eyes! My eyes!

seriously.

at what point does somebody decide to do that to their car, and think that its a good idea?

Ahh THAT one again

As a Vauxhall fan, I hereby disown that example and all it stands for

Onlyme said:

Can anyone cut and paste the replies

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here ya go, bit of a long post now though... you'll have to start at the bottom to get the full gist of it (just how ebay lists the Qs)

Q:Car's not to my taste but I think you're a really cool person by not lowering yourself to some of the idiots that have posted. The only time they've probably got their hands dirty is after having a wet dream. Good Luck with the sale
A:yes your about right there all dreamers lol

Q:Is this car being featured in the new transformers movie?
A: u still watching kids programs bless lol

Q:Are you Vicki Pollard?
A:no are u ??????????????lol

Q:do you work for dyno rod?
A: do u ??????

Q:Ha Ha, that is the funniest car i've ever seen, why on earth did you do that? if you think that looks good then you must be a ******* ******!
A:i don't understand what your saying explain pls whats a ******?????

Q:Are the orange sections reflective? It would be perfect for cyclists who need a set of wheels! And yes, I can afford it before you reply with that comment
A:have u still got your fiat

Q:Ignore the people who put stupid comments. Even tho i would've done the Astra differently, i mod my own car and i know the work, time and money that goes into a project when most of the other people who commented obviously don't. A lot of people slag off others cos they haven't got the balls to be different themselves. So congrats&good luck with sale.
A:cheers thanks alot at least there are some nice people out there

Q:would you accept a part ex for a robin reliant and a pack of polos?? i think 4K is a bit too much for this "Specialised" car
A:yes ok i will and cant u read its 3k not 4

Q:Hi Lilly, this is not a question just a quick line......Why dont all you knobs leave the girl alone, she done the car like that coz thats how she liked it. Wot the **** as it got to do all you ******.
A:cheers for that

Q:Have the ppl who left comments not got a life !!!PPL your views dont mean squat! Anyway just wanted ask u about leather seats where u get them as im after some for my astra , .. Thanks
A:i got them of ebay the bloke who used to do them dont bother anymore thanks

Q:Hi, just wanna say good luck with the sale and ignore the idiots, i can see a lotta work and time has gone into it.
A: cheers thanks alot

Q:I take it you dont care about your kid!? What the **** is he going to be like when you drop him off at school. Every ***** going to be rolling about laughing taking the **** right out him or her?. Thats sick.. the car and for the kid. Come on stop fuking about. would you take £100 for it? i'm needing some parts. ps nice shiney seats, is that pvc the same stuff as your pants. ya BELTER!!
A: i do care about my kids and he loves it when he gets took to school and the peole there love it to so maybe if your mum never droped u on ya head when u was little u minght have some taste in nice looking cars LIKE MINE HE HE HE HE

Q:Have you ever wondered why there are no other cars in the world that look like that? It's not because only you had the artistic talent to realise the true potential of the mk4 Astra, it is because everyone else in the world has eyes.
A:no its cause they want to be boring and i dont he he he

Q:hi people must be blind if thay dont like this astra it is a peace of art and i love it it shows you how boreing some people are but i like it i would buy it but i dont have the money and i have an astra mk4 can i please ask whare did you get the body kit from as this is the one i want to put it on to my astra and what is the fit like?????? manny thanx please reply asap manny thanx Richard P.S ANNY ONE THAT SAYS THIS CAR IS THE WORST ONE THAT THEY HAVE SEEN THEN THEY NEED AN EYE TEST AS THE NAFF CARS ARE THE ONES WHERE PEOPLE JUST PUT AN BIG EXHAUST ON IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT THEN DO IT PROPPLEY!!!!!!!!!
A: IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT THEN DO IT PROPPLEY thats it and half of them on here are not thinking that dontknow what a good car looks like and cause they cant afford it they have to call it but i love it and so do a few more people and i got the kit from ab styling in wales thats in the max power book and on the net i think and it was a ok fit not to much messing about but dont know what it will fit like if it comes from somewhere else cause mines a proper one not a remould cheers for the comment and if u want to know anymore about the kit fitting my dad done mine so he will be able to tell u more thanks

Q:How much would it cost to return it into a normal car that wouldn't take pride of place in Macdonalds Car Park?
A:dont know u tell me i will play your silly games

Q:hey you say its got a straight through exhaust system! but at the same time you say its got a cat aswell? dont you meen ya just gota cat back system? i think the price your asking for it aswell is a bit much! i had a 02 megane sport with 11k body work done. it was a show car and i onlt got 3K for that! plus the sort of person who will want this will be as a project as not many people wll like the look of this car and will wanna change the look of it! but hope all gos well.
A: no got a back box and a center pipe no middle box thats been took of i had a corsa m reg befor and it was nothing like this and that went for 3,500 so it depends how lucky u are dont it thanks

Q:quote "AS ALL YOU CAR MODIFIERS OUT THERE KNOW THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN DO TO YOUR CAR AND THEN ITS TIME FOR A CHANGE" Could you not lower it?? Looks like its on stilts!

A: u could if there aint no speed bumps but where i live there is afew about so there aint no point cause the back bumper is low now

Q:29 year old woman and you drive that ****? You've got taste? In what? Mind altering substances? Good luck with the sale, your sure as hell gonna need it...
A:dont need your luck thanks but u might one day

Q:One question. Are you good looking, cos I'd like something else to look at other than the paintwork on this car
A: try looking at your self in the mirror he he

Q:if only was 3 door m8 i wud DEFO have it,.
A: ok sorry it aint its here if u change your mind thanks alot

the transformers question is hilarious, as is the one about her guide dog, that might be on the second page of questions tho

what the **** actually goes through peoples minds when they do this?

could you imagine walking into a bodyshop and asking for that, they'd have a seizure!

the chavs drive sh!t like this where i live, 1 litre corsa's with bodykits and 6" backboxes! dont they know they look like c*nts? and 50cc scooters too, they even tried to race me on my R6!!! dont know why they dont just p!ss thereselves in public - they'd look just as f*cking stupid.

sorry, just hate em

Stupid car.

I think ... I think I'm having a seizure.

P.S.: why do girls end posts on the internet with "he he he?"

batwad said:

P.S.: why do girls end posts on the internet with "he he he?"

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Hmmm,...............it's either that or those fackin infernal kisses on the end xx.

"Do you work for Dyno Rod?"... Quality!

batwad said:

P.S.: why do girls end posts on the internet with "he he he?"

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have allways wondered this and been to scared to ask

It's like lol but more like hehehe, and not rofl.

hth

ttfn

icenutter said:

It's like lol but more like hehehe, and not rofl.

hth

ttfn

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I f*cking hate LOL!!!!

***!

P.S.: I predict a thread-jack

The best bit about this is that the guy spent all that money to make a car that he cant or wont be able to sell.
If it was bog standard then he would sell it no problem.

TBH i would be F**king embarrased to get in that let alone own it.

Lets add that to WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING BIN.

Joost cheers for that, never used ebay so didnt want to log my details as i reckon spam galore.

Anywat those comments made me laugh but not He He He laugh as thats how ladies laugh i laughed more Ho Ho but not like santa as his fatter as me

smitch said:

I f*cking hate LOL!!!!

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I f*ckin h*te wh*n peopl* edit th*r sw*aring!!

SWEAR OR DONT SWEAR

***** sake

**** sorry

silver75 said:

I f*ckin h*te wh*n peopl* edit th*r sw*aring!!

SWEAR OR DONT SWEAR

***** sake

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I got told off for swearing too ******* much.

******* harsh man

thats ****** up

Cuntish i'd say......