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    Wink I may as well start the thread early...so...

    happy christmas you wonkers
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    Bah

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    bemmer driver sets off early incase he breaks down

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    Yardy yardy ya
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    Ho ho ho lady, have I got a surprise for you....






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    Yup pretty much what every BMW engine does to Audi

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    Merry Christmas 2 ya all!
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    Happy new year!



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    for 2010
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    Ermm can I point out the errors of your ways Silver75!

    1. she has her hands tied so cant do stuff to your manhood
    and...
    2. She has her mouth gagged so cant give....ermm. yeah lets leave that up to your imagination...
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    Quote Originally Posted by neversaydie
    Ermm can I point out the errors of your ways Silver75!

    1. she has her hands tied so cant do stuff to your manhood
    and...
    2. She has her mouth gagged so cant give....ermm. yeah lets leave that up to your imagination...

    So you would be complaining if you found that under you tree come christmas morning

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    Damn yes because I would be like

    "why the feck didnt you wake me up biatch; I was only upstairs!"
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    this is one dumbass thread, the only saving grace was Silver75's picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75
    Keeping her quiet until Xmas day huh?



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    Ba humbug for today oly ,
    and then back to Merry Xmas
    I bought a convertable in the wettest country in the world who says Scotsmen dont have a sense of humour !

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo
    Keeping her quiet until Xmas day huh?
    Won't be quiet for very long.... ahhh ahhh ahhhh!!!! rrrrGGGGGHHHH
    Chris

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    Whats the matter Chris?

    I sense a bit of catiness in you...

    Here have some Milk
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    Well here's how we say Merry Xmas up here in Glasgow....
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    hahaha!
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