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    Talking pimpedA3....

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    Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

    By Damian Grammaticus
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    A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
    The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
    It has led to a call for condoms to be provided in smaller sizes designed for Indian men.

    Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre. The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75
    this made me laugh

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm



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    Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

    By Damian Grammaticus
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    A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
    The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
    It has led to a call for condoms to be provided in smaller sizes designed for Indian men.

    Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre. The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

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    starting to worry about you reading about guys cock sizes and the whole Nadia thing ......
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    speaking of Nadia, I saw her/him on the cover of Maxim the other day, she/he does look fine I must say lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Defratos
    speaking of Nadia, I saw her/him on the cover of Maxim the other day, she/he does look fine I must say lol

    Aye, but everything & everybody is airbrushed on glossy mags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Defratos
    speaking of Nadia, I saw her/him on the cover of Maxim the other day, she/he does look fine I must say lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Blue
    Aye, but everything & everybody is airbrushed on glossy mags.
    you read glossy mags aye !!!
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    lol.. don't you? i.e. cosmopolitan, grazia, more! etc..
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    oh of course thats what i meant
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    Rev, are you winding me up?
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    Of course i am :-).......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Defratos
    speaking of Nadia, I saw her/him on the cover of Maxim the other day, she/he does look fine I must say lol
    PLease he needs help..it will take more then airbrushing to sort Nadia out!
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    And what exactly 'is' the international size of the penis then...........??

    PS
    I prefer to have my 'cock' sizes expressed in the traditional British inches, rather than crappy Centimeters,,,,, mind you it can give a 'bigger' impression I guess!!
    In my personal opinion

 

 

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