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    Team America World Police

    Anyone else seen this, absolutely hilarious!

    We're reckless, arrogant,
    stupid dicks.



    And the Film Actors Guild
    are pussies.



    And Kim Jong II is an asshole.



    Pussies don't like dicks,
    because pussies get ****ed by dicks.



    But dicks also **** assholes,



    assholes who just wanna ****
    on everything.



    Pussies may think they can deal
    with assholes their way.



    But the only thing
    that can **** an asshole



    is a dick with some balls.



    The problem with dicks
    is that sometimes they **** too much.



    - Or **** when it isn't appropriate.
    - Yes, Gary, yes.



    And it takes a pussy
    to show them that.



    But sometimes pussies
    get so full of ****



    that they become assholes
    themselves.



    Because pussies are only an
    inch and a half away from assholes.



    I don't know much
    in this crazy, crazy world...



    ...but I do know that if you don't
    let us **** this asshole...



    ...we are gonna have our dicks
    and our pussies...



    ...all covered in ****.



    Classic!
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    Excellent movie. I couldn't help thinking about their Kim Jong Il when the latest North Korea stuff was going on.

    Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
    Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
    Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
    Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
    Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
    Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
    Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
    Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
    Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
    Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
    Kim Jong Il: Good.
    [Opens up trap, Hans falls in]

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    That film rocks! I love the songs, like when they show the guy training in a montage.

    MONTAGE!

    EVEN ROCKY HAD A MONTAGE!

    Always fade out in a montage...
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    The sex scene is funny as f##k.

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    America.....F#uk Yeah!
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    I'm so wonwie. So wonwie.....
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    Matt Damon.
    S4.

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    Durka durka, duuurka durka durka.....
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    It's complete nonsense but ****ing hilarious all the same. Much like that Borat film, i did laugh my ******** off.
    S4.

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    Man, that naked wrestling scene - I was in tears! Have you heard those American college students are going to sue him for misrepresentation? What a joke, they were clearly arseholes (or should that be assholes?)
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    haha, yes a very very funny film!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch
    It's complete nonsense but ****ing hilarious all the same. Much like that Borat film, i did laugh my ******** off.
    and like borat is poking fun at the americans

 

 

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