Team America World Police

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Anyone else seen this, absolutely hilarious!

We're reckless, arrogant,
stupid dicks.



And the Film Actors Guild
are pussies.



And Kim Jong II is an *******.



Pussies don't like dicks,
because pussies get ****** by dicks.



But dicks also **** assholes,



assholes who just wanna ****
on everything.



Pussies may think they can deal
with assholes their way.



But the only thing
that can **** an *******



is a **** with some balls.



The problem with dicks
is that sometimes they **** too much.



- Or **** when it isn't appropriate.
- Yes, Gary, yes.



And it takes a pussy
to show them that.



But sometimes pussies
get so full of ****



that they become assholes
themselves.



Because pussies are only an
inch and a half away from assholes.



I don't know much
in this crazy, crazy world...



...but I do know that if you don't
let us **** this *******...



...we are gonna have our dicks
and our pussies...



...all covered in ****.



Classic!
 
Excellent movie. I couldn't help thinking about their Kim Jong Il when the latest North Korea stuff was going on.

Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]

Courtesy of IMDB :)
 
That film rocks! I love the songs, like when they show the guy training in a montage.

MONTAGE!

EVEN ROCKY HAD A MONTAGE!

Always fade out in a montage...
 
It's complete nonsense but ******* hilarious all the same. Much like that Borat film, i did laugh my ******** off.
 
Man, that naked wrestling scene - I was in tears! Have you heard those American college students are going to sue him for misrepresentation? What a joke, they were clearly ********* (or should that be assholes?)
 
smitch said:
It's complete nonsense but ******* hilarious all the same. Much like that Borat film, i did laugh my ******** off.

and like borat is poking fun at the americans :yes:
 

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