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    Madonna...

    ..would you?

    shes like 48 or something..

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    Not now, she's went all that stringy way. You know, like those women who go over the top with yoga. I like a bit of curviness.
    Mind you after a few beers & I'd probably be in there like a dog eatin beans.
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    I would, love a bit of milf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peloton
    I'd probably be in there like a dog eatin beans.
    PMSL!!!!

    Yeah, I would. Probably just so I could say that I have...
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    Quote Originally Posted by auroan
    I would, love a bit of milf
    maybe she'll adopt you..

    I'd do it simply for the bragging rights, but imo age is starting to catch up and she looks a bit ropey in a leotard

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    lol, I just keep thinking of the time when her and britiney had some fun on stage... huba huba huba

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75
    ..would you?

    shes like 48 or something..
    Over Nadia??? Definitely!!!
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    It's one of those things - your head says "no", your balls say "go"
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    I would anyway, even if she wasn't famous, i think she's pretty fit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch
    I would anyway, even if she wasn't famous, i think she's pretty fit.
    For an old bird... lol
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    definately, age is catching up with her but i still would

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    I reckon we've all done worse.......

    I know i have, you gotta keep in practice for when ya meet a decent one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch
    I reckon we've all done worse.......

    I know i have, you gotta keep in practice for when ya meet a decent one.

    that made me laugh

    if thats what you keep telling yourself and it works then good for you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch
    I reckon we've all done worse.......
    You're right there, bud. I definately have. Only thing was she wasn't as rich, and I ended up marrying her
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75
    that made me laugh

    if thats what you keep telling yourself and it works then good for you..
    Certainly does, you need good references!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch
    I reckon we've all done worse.......

    I know i have, you gotta keep in practice for when ya meet a decent one.
    I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with one or two.

    Yeah, I'D do Madge. I don't like her as a person, but I'd just pork her out of spite,...........................then tell her she's crap.

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    Is that before or after she says to you "Is that all you got..don't wave that sparkler at me".. and strikes matches off yer butt whilst reading a book...

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    Absolutely!
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    What i would be worried about with her, is if she was whistling on your whistle would it not get stuck in her gap between her teeth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onlyme
    What i would be worried about with her, is if she was whistling on your whistle would it not get stuck in her gap between her teeth
    Handy gap for suckin on a big swollen bakebean clitoris though.

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    That would be a good video to watch on tinternet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onlyme
    What i would be worried about with her, is if she was whistling on your whistle would it not get stuck in her gap between her teeth

    only if you have dinkle the size of a grain of rice...

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    Everything looks like it's still in the right place, and she still flexible, so yeah!
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    Bet she has piles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Gliballs
    Bet she has piles.
    I'm sure you could push em back in for her Dan.
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    I bet her lady bottom is like a hippos yawn.

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    Wouldn't be surprised, she's been about a bit.

    She's probably had more pricks than a 2nd hand dart board.
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    Cocked more times than a Ghurkha's rifle?
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    Face like a pirate's flag - obviously swallowed more seamen than the Bermuda Triangle (note the spelling please!)?

    Sorry couldn't resist..
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    With all that yoga practice I bet shes got hips like a yo-yo...
    (and a fanny like a wizards sleeve)
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    I saw her in concert this year and she rocked... and is still sooooo sexy at 48!

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    I hope your a woman...

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    Be like shaggin a yoghurt.

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    Yeah, but Dan, I reckon she'd suck you in and blow you out in Bubbles... I mean there was a time, she toured the streets of A looking over both sides of the fence.. now would that not cure your "horny" phase... Madge and a couple of young females in a "Lesbo Trist"... and "you've just fired the first salvo" in 4 seconds flat...Then the Limo stops and she asks "Gavin" to join in who's 6' 4" Black as, Fit as & is gay and will help you lose weight with his mighty "hammer" ...
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    Has anyone got any tissues

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    Quote Originally Posted by john2garden
    I bet her lady bottom is like a hippos yawn.
    Don't matter when the real bottom still has ring power, the marmite mudslide is always tight.

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    All of you

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    Be like a ripped out fireplace.

 

 
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