Madonna...

She's probably been in more beds than Alan titchmarsh's shovel.
 
You'd probably have to tie your shoelaces onto the end of the bed stop yourself falling in.
 
That welly thing just reminded me of a joke.

What's Goerge Michael and Wellington boots both got in common???

They both both get sucked off in bogs.
 
smitch said:
That welly thing just reminded me of a joke.

What's Goerge Michael and Wellington boots both got in common???

They both both get sucked off in bogs.

LMAO!!!! *Dan writes it down quickly*
 
Thought you'd like that one Dan.

I'll shut up now cos we appeared to have completely hijacked this thread with our gutter humour.

:salute:
 
If she was lucky and it was christmas...mmmm.........yea I would. She would av to loan me the money for fuel to go n see her though!