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    Red face Nadia from big brother....

    OK I know this wrong, just plain wrong...

    ...but I saw Nadia in the pub and er, I couldnt stop looking! Her/his mahatmas are HUGE and her chin is less Jimmy hill/desperate danesque in real life. My GF thought it was hilarious but I'm a bit worried.. do you think it was the hoegaarden or do i have "tendancies"

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    no harm in looking, she is pretty... You might be going through a mid-life crisis!! or a sexual crisis?!?!
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    get help both of you

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    All I'll say is see "Peter & Sharon" in the Jokes section... says it all really..

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    Word of advice fella, DON'T tell ya mates!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch
    Word of advice fella, DON'T tell ya mates!!!!!!!!
    Yep. Best just limit this information to the internet.

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    I bet that Nadia is the ideal woman though, think of it, you can go up the pub any time that you want, although he/she/it would drink you under the table, you wouldnt have to watch location location, or any other doing it up programme, no more soaps eastenders etc, could watch all the football that sky throws at you.

    Only down side in my eyes is

    1 nadias voice
    2 who does the Ironing/cleaning/washing up/hoovering
    3 Her hairy palms/back/arse crack
    4 Her fanjita is really a old bawl bag

    Second thoughts i think i'll stick to looking at ladies

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    Go heal yourself, you have the internet. I'm sure onlyme can advise you where to go look...

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    Silver75 - I reckon it's the fake tits that are doing it for you... I'm guessing you weren't looking at anything else?

    I think she / it is pretty ugly to be honest and them thoughts are wrong, however just having a gawp / look at the fake wonders can't really be an issue for a red blooded bloke in my book.

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    Google fake t*tties and behold the wonders of the world wide web but if you see lady boy fake T*tties steer well clear as it does become confusing and may persuade you to visit Thailand, tread carefully silver75

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    How can it be wrong when it feels so right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onlyme
    Her fanjita is really a old bawl bag
    is this true!?

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    easytease - if you live in the same village as "it"- could you not run "it" over and spare us this x list celebrity pish thats infected tv at the moment

    and then run over the rest of the big brother housemates if possible

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    Lol i had to see this thread
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    This thread is GAY!



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    It isnt now.



    not trying to prove anything by posting nekkid blondes

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    shes fit, got amazing tantalooones too
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    How can you tell .. am I looking at the picture the wrong way?? I though she had a bib over her bonnet & headlights

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    because i woke up next to her
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    "Next to her "what???

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    lol just read this thread, damn man still have the same feelings?
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    Dont let silver know but i was hiding behind the white satin sheet being as quite as a mouse

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75


    It isnt now.



    not trying to prove anything by posting nekkid blondes
    that was the burd that won max power babes comp man she is fine

    oh for anyone that doesnt no her http://www.kerri-parker.com/portfolio/index.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeA3
    easytease - if you live in the same village as "it"- could you not run "it" over and spare us this x list celebrity pish thats infected tv at the moment

    and then run over the rest of the big brother housemates if possible
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    I put this "tread" down to the fact that Specksavers were closed at the time of posting ... I mean C'mon now we all know its wrong , but just compare the photos from Silver 75 (Me hopes thats not a reference to ye old Rover75! ) and the photos on the thread "EYE CANDY" I mean there's just no competition...I rather look at "EYE CANDY" Booty than some err.."confused" persons butt... I mean it conjures up a horrible image on the version of Nutcracker.... Going down on her would be extremely painful as her legs /thighs WOULD have the power to injure if he/she didn't like it...

    But, whatever "Floats yer Boat" mate....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Defratos
    lol just read this thread, damn man still have the same feelings?

    yeh...

    NO!!! I'll start again, I was in a pub, I'd had a few hoegaardens, Nadia was there, she had her jugs half-out and she looked strangely appealing in a sick kinda way..

    not saying shes fit or anything just in the flesh she looks "alrite" for a woman who used to have a dinkle and has a jimmy hillesque profile.

    Quote Originally Posted by 28v6
    the photos on the thread "EYE CANDY" I mean there's just no competition...
    obviously..

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    Quote Originally Posted by aq965
    that was the burd that won max power babes comp man she is fine

    oh for anyone that doesnt no her http://www.kerri-parker.com/portfolio/index.html
    Her website has a god damn forum on it ffs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75
    is this true!?
    You don't think they give them a fanny-transplant from the local morgue do ya??? LOL!!
    Last edited by Dan Gliballs; 7th November 2006 at 12:47.

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    i think they chop the balls off and tuck the wanger inside and create some sort of fanny flaps, ewww the thought if it makes me nauseous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A4Quattro
    i think they chop the balls off and tuck the wanger inside and create some sort of fanny flaps, ewww the thought if it makes me horny.
    Hmmmmm.........

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    WHAT???? Having you Doodah chopped off makes you horny?? Bobbitt ain't your name by any chance is it?

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    I think dan has selective viewing and he's projecting his thoughts into type...
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    Quote Originally Posted by A4Quattro
    I think dan has selective viewing and he's projecting his thoughts into type...

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75
    OK I know this wrong, just plain wrong...

    ...but I saw Nadia in the pub and er, I couldnt stop looking!
    Even after 9 months in the desert with explosions, gunfire, ****ing big spiders and only lady palm for company I still wouldnt...without 10 pints of stella inside me!
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    lady palm ha ha theres some great sayings on this thread
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