Getting married!! :(

silver75

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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been going out for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to go over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said , "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her knickers and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my A3.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test..... we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.:icon_thumright:
 
OMG!!!! LOL!!! that was sooo funny!!!!
 
hilarious!!!! can't stop laughing!!! :jump: :jump:
 
Works well with the inclusion of an Audi, makes it that much more believable lol
 
You could have slipped 1 in her balloon knot, no need for wetsuit then....
 
A4Quattro said:
You could have slipped 1 in her balloon knot, ....

What a quality comment PMFSL - Whilst blowing balloons up at my kids next party..... "Dad - what are you laughing at"...
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hop2407 said:
What a quality comment PMFSL - Whilst blowing balloons up at my kids next party..... "Dad - what are you laughing at"...
:applaus:

Now that is a quality comment!! PMSL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: