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    Talking Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat! BBC News

    This should appeal to some of our Welsh members....
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4748292.stm


    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper
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    Oh Dear..... Mind you - I bet goats dont get headaches....
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    Baaaaaaaaaaa h
    I bought a convertable in the wettest country in the world who says Scotsmen dont have a sense of humour !

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    Could murder a goat curry.

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    Told my girlfriend this and she thinks it is sick they have left the goat with Guy ........so it can be molested when ever he pleases..................i tried not to laugh
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    here's the picture of the Happy lady


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    Those damn talking goats......
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    Apparently in some of the more mountainous and remote regions of the Kyber Pass where women are scarce, goat-love is actively practiced and promoted



    EDIT no offence etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michalis
    here's the picture of the Happy lady

    With the beer goggles on after 15pints of stella - I dunno, I've seen worse!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A11 EAF
    With the beer goggles on after 15pints of stella - I dunno, I've seen worse!!!
    scottish people

    :biggrin: :biggrin:

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75
    scottish people

    :biggrin: :biggrin:
    Easy there Silver, that's a dangerous path your treading.

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    very dangerous..we will meet one day and i wont use grease...
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    Couldve been a compliment...
    15 pints.. and then he gets beer goggles
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    You are KIDDING

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees
    You are KIDDING
    I'm lost, who are you talking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75
    scottish people

    :biggrin: :biggrin:
    Arm the haggis , we are going hunting !
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    Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TDI-line
    where did you get that smiley??

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75
    where did you get that smiley??
    www.nearlygood.com



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    so thats where my goat went!
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