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    What Should You Do?

    The Scenario:

    You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
    On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling
    at the same speed as you.

    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you
    cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
    Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?







    Answer:
    Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.

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    Excellent.

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    Fire up the Quattro!

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    nice one!
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    lol i like it
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    Quattro-tastic. Not half.

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  7. #6
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    Cant i just open the door and roll out of my car James Bond Styley and then with my rocket Launcher shoot the helicopter out of the sky and then shoot the pig and then have bacon sandwiches whilst drinking Martinnis shaken but not stirred, cant i ? go on dont be a miserable bit

 

 

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