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    driving question

    You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
    and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider
    for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass?


    Which is the correct choice?






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    Why take unnecessary risks?

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    Re: driving question

    good grief, wheres my tissues...ahem

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    Re: driving question

    giz a sniff of yer saddle... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif[/img]

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    Re: driving question

    Oh boy only filthy thoughts going though my head at this point [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: driving question

    Fantastic..... Hubba Hubba Hubba

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    Re: driving question

    I wonder if the young lady in that picture is aware that pretty much every bloke that spends time on the internet has seen her or if she's been sent the pic of herself... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif[/img]

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    Re: driving question

    Wheres Bainsy's comment.

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    Re: driving question

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    Wheres Bainsy's comment.

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    Give him another 5 minutes to finish off [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: driving question

    i cant help looking at this pic every 10mins or so, blimey what a butt

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    Re: driving question

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    I wonder if the young lady in that picture is aware that pretty much every bloke that spends time on the internet has seen her or if she's been sent the pic of herself... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif[/img]

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    And then probably asked someone if her ass looked fat.

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    Re: driving question

    What an ass. Loving the VPL action [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif[/img]

    Looks like the fat one in the pic could be out walking her dog.......... and is carrying a bag of shtie [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: driving question

    i like the mmmmmmmmmmm im luvin it (poster) lol

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    Re: driving question

    Follow that for 2 miles? I was thinking more like 2 days.

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    Re: driving question

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    Nice VPL / Thong...... so thats one for us lads..... so ladies, it's only fair you get a pic....


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    Re: driving question

    HOPPY i was nearly sick looking at that !

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    Re: driving question

    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?


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    Re: driving question

    if he was that rich, he'd have the fat sucked out of him

    or perhaps that's what she's for?

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    Re: driving question

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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?



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    come on guys, lets be rational here, we dont even know what SHE looks like from the front though do we??!!

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    Re: driving question

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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?



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    come on guys, lets be rational here, we dont even know what SHE looks like from the front though do we??!!

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    or him [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] only joking GODDAMMIT

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    Re: driving question

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    Yeah I know - It's definately wrong.......

    Hows this.... Is He Loaded ? Hung like a donkey ? or I guess, he really is a genuinly nice guy... ?



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    come on guys, lets be rational here, we dont even know what SHE looks like from the front though do we??!!

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    Fair point but do you always look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire......

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    Re: driving question

    Looks like Chris Moyles to me [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: driving question

    That just makes me sick man!

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    Re: driving question

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    Looks like Chris Moyles to me [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Blimmey u pay close attention hey? lol

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    LOL

    Just shows whats under a kilt

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    Re: driving question

    Check out that butt




    Thats better for us females

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    Re: driving question

    dont see any balls on the pitch do u?

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    Re: driving question

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    Looks like Chris Moyles to me [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Blimmey u pay close attention hey? lol

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    What does his "sophie" look like from the rear? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    Re: driving question

    sophie wot?? lol

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    Re: driving question

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    Check out that butt



    Thats better for us females

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    Re: driving question

    will u stop postin pics of mi a$$, ppl will talk [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    Re: driving question

    Ha Ha Ha [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] @ missvipers pic....

    So with the look on it's face, whats the best caption for the monkey......
    any starters for ten ?

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    Re: driving question

    'do you like my crimped hair and tube up me ar$e look?'

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    Re: driving question

    I think he's saying "Damn ....shafted again!"

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    Re: driving question

    jeeze I'm getting begged for porn pics of Jake Gyllenhaal for my friend for her mobile phone!

    BTW, mine is better than that LOL

 

 

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