Blonde Inventions

[necroeire]

Blonde inventions

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through toilet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

 

[TDI-line]

Brilliant.

 

[madvw]

you forgot:

Chocolate Fireguard
Motorcycle ashtray
Fish Bra