Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing
at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that
her hair smells nice..
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her
complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that
she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and
asks, What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your
hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."