Glaswegian Advert for Dolmio

Awesome! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

But where's Number 1??? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
Dont think the boy can count who made it and when you take the dolmio off the address bar it comes up with some Ranger Loving website so Number 1 is not a number they are use to ............. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Its not chewing the fat people. I recent found out its the woman i work with son that does them.
 
To explain a but a few...

baw jaws = scrotum face
jakey bas'tar = Drunken Idiot
text, f**king yaldy = O i have a text how delightful!
whoring it = sleeping with random men
baw bags = scrotum's
2 tenner bags = 2 bags of contraband
 

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