Monster MotorsportChris Nott
Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Lexus

  1. #1
    necroeire's Avatar
    5th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Ireland
    Posts
    1,003

    Lexus

    A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

    As she turns back there, standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

    Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

    He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."

  2. # ADS
    ADS
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Global
    Posts
    Many
     
  3. #2
    jdp1962's Avatar
    Grumpy Old Man

    Status
    Online
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Cruising on a mountain of torque
    Posts
    5,315

    Re: Lexus

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

  4. #3
    6th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    London UK
    Posts
    2,614

    Re: Lexus

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] very good

  5. #4
    Numptie of the highest order

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Crowthorne, England
    Posts
    2,512

    Re: Lexus

    That's a good one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

    I nearly fell over when I saw the price of the new GS430 SE-L [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked2.gif[/img]

  6. #5
    The Slug's Avatar
    6th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    1,853

    Re: Lexus

    oh thats why their called lex-arse lmao

 

 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO

Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO