Welcome to the new revised 2006 golf lingo
An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker
An Arthur Scargill - a great strike, but a poor result
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat, but otherwise perfect
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it
A Condom - safe, but didn't feel real good
A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - ugly, but a good runner
A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell, but still a good runner
A Kate Moss - a bit thin
A Gerry Adams - when you hit a 'provisional'
Putting lingo
A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasn't
An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker
An Arthur Scargill - a great strike, but a poor result
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat, but otherwise perfect
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it
A Condom - safe, but didn't feel real good
A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - ugly, but a good runner
A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell, but still a good runner
A Kate Moss - a bit thin
A Gerry Adams - when you hit a 'provisional'
Putting lingo
A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasn't
