Rev-head
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>A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
>
>He sits down next to her, and asks her:
>
>Can we have sex ?"
>
>No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
>
>She then stands up, and
>gets off at the next
>stop.
>
>The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :
>
>I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !"
>
>Yeah ?", says the hippy.
>Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every
>
>Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in
>a
>
>robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard,
>
>and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"
>
>The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed
>as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
>
>'I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
>face,
>
>"You must have sex with me"
>
>The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
>anal
>
>sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
>
>'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
>
>As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
>
>Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"
>
>Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "
>
>He sits down next to her, and asks her:
>
>Can we have sex ?"
>
>No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
>
>She then stands up, and
>gets off at the next
>stop.
>
>The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :
>
>I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !"
>
>Yeah ?", says the hippy.
>Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every
>
>Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in
>a
>
>robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard,
>
>and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"
>
>The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed
>as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
>
>'I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
>face,
>
>"You must have sex with me"
>
>The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
>anal
>
>sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
>
>'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
>
>As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
>
>Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"
>
>Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "
