Grumpy Old Man
Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they do with the money.
The first treated herself to a total make over. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new make up, bought several new outfits and dressed up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loved him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second wentshopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him because she loved him so much.
Again, the man was impressed.
The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the $5,000. She gave him back his $5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for their future because she loved him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest b00bs.