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    Voted best Irish joke of 2006

    (Apologies to NecroEire [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img])


    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night". She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

    John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.


    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

    She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

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    Re: Voted best Irish joke of 2006

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] very good!

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    Re: Voted best Irish joke of 2006

    That is brilliant!

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    Re: Voted best Irish joke of 2006

    HAHA exellent [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: Voted best Irish joke of 2006

    Excellent [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: Voted best Irish joke of 2006

    I'm not laughing at all..........

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    Re: Voted best Irish joke of 2006

    Nah it's a good one alright and I even know a John O'Reilly.

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    Re: Voted best Irish joke of 2006

    I don't get it.

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    Re: Voted best Irish joke of 2006

    im not saying nowt

 

 

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