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    Doctor Doctor

    Man goes to see a doctor:

    Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"



    Man - "I've got an orange w illy!"



    Doc - "What?"



    Man - "My w illy - it's turned orange."



    Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"



    Man - "Not really"



    Doc - "What about stress at work?"



    Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"



    Doc - "That sounds very stressful."



    Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"



    Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?"



    Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got."



    Doc - "That sounds stressful"



    Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."



    Doc - "I see, what about your social life?"



    Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

    Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

    Man - "Watch p o r n and eat Wotsits."

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    Re: Doctor Doctor

    good one, not really good enough to take away the tuesday boredom over here though!

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    Re: Doctor Doctor

    Sounds like Bainsyboy's medical history.

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    Re: Doctor Doctor

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    Sounds like Bainsyboy's medical history.

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    Beat me to it. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: Doctor Doctor

    Was thinking the same thing [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Doctor Doctor

    Rev-head if i find out you are my doctor i will sue the rs of you due to the patient doctor bill, IE you dont go telling the world my health problems

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    Re: Doctor Doctor

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: Doctor Doctor

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: Doctor Doctor

    Word of warning, do not try any prawn cocktail crisps whilst watching pron if you want your marriage to survive especially when they ban us from washing our dick turpins due to to the water shortage.

    P.S my wife now loves wotsits, she gets the flavour but not the calories, its a win win situation
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