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    Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    My weekend of alcoholism is about to start...

    It's my birthday on the 22nd March...yay...and I'm off out tomorrow for it and again on the 24th as I'm more royal than the queen... I deserve two birthdays!

    Right formalities over, my mates and I have a ritual that we must down a dirty pint on the start of the evening and the end of the evening...

    Half a pint of the mandatory Guinness
    5 shots of Jack D
    5 shots of Sambuca
    2 shots of tequila
    2 shots of archers

    Anybody have any other dirty pint suggestions to get my vomit juices flowing?

    I hate my birthdays, my mates love em, my mates hate their birthdays, I love em.

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    Happy Birthday for the 22nd mate [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/groovy.gif[/img]

    Good luck with the drinking games.....something i never liked as they always end up messy [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/vomit.gif[/img]

    I'm sure you'll have a blast buddy...enjoy [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

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    My weekend of alcoholism is about to start...

    It's my birthday on the 22nd March...yay...and I'm off out tomorrow for it and again on the 24th as I'm more royal than the queen... I deserve two birthdays!

    Right formalities over, my mates and I have a ritual that we must down a dirty pint on the start of the evening and the end of the evening...

    Half a pint of the mandatory Guinness
    5 shots of Jack D
    5 shots of Sambuca
    2 shots of tequila
    2 shots of archers

    Anybody have any other dirty pint suggestions to get my vomit juices flowing?

    I hate my birthdays, my mates love em, my mates hate their birthdays, I love em.

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif[/img] hell that sounds disgusting - I hate 3 of the 5 ingredients!

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    Brake fluid, LHM and meths?
    With a dash of cod liver oil and a twist of lemon.

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    Happy Birthday for the 22nd NSD - looks like it's going to be an intersting few days...... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    Here's what we do: (serves 4)
    Go to local Tesco (although any supermarket will do), purchase 1 bucket, 1 large bag of ice, 4 pints of single cream, 4 pints of full cream milk, two standard bottles of kahlua and two standard bottles of vodka. Add all ingredients to said bucket, mix gently and consume over the period of an evening. Then order curry and see who lasts the longest...
    tip for the novice: don't go for a creamy curry...


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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    please gentleman this forum may be used be young children and i feel that this thread is in bad taste as kids could read it and get ideas that its hip and trendy to get drunk on anti freeze.

    Anyway f--k dat im going up the pub as soon as the taxi gets here to get bladdered and its only just gone 2pm is this a f---ing record and its not even my birthday, happy birthday neversay im going have about nine drinks just for you mate.

    P.S that bucket drink looks soooooo gay, get some plastic beakers you poofs if you cant afford glass tumblers

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    [ QUOTE ]
    My weekend of alcoholism is about to start...

    It's my birthday on the 22nd March...yay...and I'm off out tomorrow for it and again on the 24th as I'm more royal than the queen... I deserve two birthdays!

    Right formalities over, my mates and I have a ritual that we must down a dirty pint on the start of the evening and the end of the evening...

    Half a pint of the mandatory Guinness
    5 shots of Jack D
    5 shots of Sambuca
    2 shots of tequila
    2 shots of archers

    Anybody have any other dirty pint suggestions to get my vomit juices flowing?

    I hate my birthdays, my mates love em, my mates hate their birthdays, I love em.

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    so that works out about 30 a pint then....bargain.

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    Happy birthday NSD have a good weekend and get completely hammered, lol.

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    I dont buy the pints Eeef, thats the plus side, as a side note your not to far off the price, a steal in at 25.00

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    I'm jealous!!

    It's my birthday on Sunday but I'm on call all this week so near getting bevvied. I also have to work all day Saturday. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    ScoTTy happy birthday for Sunday mate! Hope you have a good'en....next weekend to make up for it! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    yup have a goody! I feel like a bubble. My head feels all light and well floaty.

    Anybody sell anchors?

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    Have a good one guys, shag some whores for me. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NSD & ScoTTy
    Hope you both have a great time ,
    and i hope NSD you surrive lol [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/MexWave.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...



    Dancing to Zorba the greek



    Dan my main man



    Me and my mates - note the sambuca stuck to my hand - couldnt shake it all night! hate that when that sh!t happens.



    And finally my Biatches! Twin Sister, My best friend Gem and my X GF Ashlea

    <font color="red"> PS. Will these do Dan? Apart from my twin of course [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] </font>

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    happy birthday [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    My weekend has consisted of one bottle of Stella (due to being on call and effectively under house arrest!).

    I did clean my car though [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    p.s. Tomorrow I'm not on call and to coincide with Steak and BJ day, it's also our anniversary! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/woohoo.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

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    My weekend has consisted of one bottle of Stella (due to being on call and effectively under house arrest!).

    I did clean my car though [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    p.s. Tomorrow I'm not on call and to coincide with Steak and BJ day, it's also our anniversary! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/woohoo.gif[/img]

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    BJ day...mmmm all sounds a bit rude scoTTy [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    happy birthday lads [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

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    BJ day...mmmm all sounds a bit rude scoTTy [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Your not wrong! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    kiddie number two soon for you then ScoTTy!!!

    Good luck with that!!

    ;-)

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    Re: Its My birthday on the 22nd March...My weekend begins...

    Not yet I think! Only just getting sorted with this one!

 

 

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