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    Afraid of spiders..........

    READ before looking at the picture...

    They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocaine so you go numb instantly.
    You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long.
    If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes
    contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

    PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. Supposidly, these are Spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!

    http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9...pider1a8bt.jpg

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    holy cr4p!!!

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    Good story...but not true [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Thats a camel spider...They latch onto the belly of camels and eat them... Thats why they are sand coloured. Nasty f*ckers though!

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    The truth I guess....

    http://www.camelspiders.net/

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    Think i'd still run like hell if i saw one.

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    I'd sh*t twice and die.

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    Ahh they're cute..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

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    I'd sh*t twice and die.

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    I think I share those feelings... add to that the fact it looks just like those bloody face huggers out of alien and you've got a serious nervous breakdown on your hands! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked2.gif[/img]

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

    The picture makes them look huge..they really are not that big... But if its bigger than a 10p piece, the thing has to die!

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

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    I'd sh*t twice and die.

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    Think i'd still run like hell if i saw one.

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    I think a combination of the two!

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    imagine youo were watching tv at home, then 1 crawls out from under the sofa lol

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    Dont be saying sh*t like that i'm sat on floor with laptop infront of the fire think i'll be moving now.

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    God damm face huggers. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    hahahaha... who'd have thought so many grown men would be scared of spiders!

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

    Oh man... why'd you have to bring spiders onto the forum!?

    I remember the first time I saw that picture a few years ago... I thought I'd sh*t twice and died back then!

    Horrible things... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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    Re: Afraid of spiders..........

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    imagine youo were watching tv at home, then 1 crawls out from under the sofa lol

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    Ha Ha Ha - Fook me - yeah imagine it eh..... Usually tw@ em wi' me size 10's.... I'd definatley think twice wi these arachnids...

 

 

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