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    elevator and the elbow

    A bloke in a hotel lift, accedentally brushes a womans breast with his elbow...

    He says, "I've very sorry, and if your heart is as soft as your breast, you will be able to forgive me?"

    She looks him up and down, and replies, "If your knob is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 12!"

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    Re: elevator and the elbow

    good one! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

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    Re: elevator and the elbow

    I'm in. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: elevator and the elbow

    LOL - Excellent......

 

 

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