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    Warning From An Old F@rt

    A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

    "OK old f@rt, time for you to retire."

    The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

    The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."

    Moral of this story? ...

    Don't mess with us OLD F@RTS - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!

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    Re: Warning From An Old F@rt

    Like it!

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    Re: Warning From An Old F@rt

    Nice one jdp, no point gettin older if you don`t get wiser

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    Re: Warning From An Old F@rt

    here endeth the lesson.... nice one...

    and for the retired.....

    'Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day an OAP went into town and went to a shop in Park Street. He was only in there for about 5 minutes.
    When He came out there was a police officer writing out a parking ticket.

    He went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a pensioner a break?" He ignored him and continued writing the ticket.

    He called him a Nazi. He glared at Him and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

    So he called him a piece of dog sh!t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more He abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, He didn't give a damn. He went into town by bus.

    They try to have a little fun each day now that they'reretired. It's important at their age'

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    Re: Warning From An Old F@rt

    Both are good lol
    cheers the day up!

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    Re: Warning From An Old F@rt

    Excellent.

 

 

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