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    My Pet Centipede..... (groaner)

    This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
    After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
    He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
    So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.

    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
    "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
    He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

    A little voice came out of the box:...........
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    .........."I heard you the first time!! I'm putting my fu**ing shoes on!"

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    Re: My Pet Centipede..... (groaner)

    made me laff

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    Re: My Pet Centipede..... (groaner)

    Yeah raised a smile here too... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: My Pet Centipede..... (groaner)

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

 

 

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