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    Back from Ingolstadt...

    Arrived at a snowy airport, supposed to be picked up by taxi.... what car is it?

    A big, fat A8L. Monster. What a car....

    But, then I didn't get to do the Audi Factory tour or see the Audi Forum [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

    Some nice chics though..... there's something about mainland European women.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    after seeing the tours and such on the audi channel im really tempted to go myself

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    Ummm, euro babes.

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Ummm, euro babes.

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    Hehe... you have no idea how difficult it is to work in a call centre full of hot totty and not give in to temptation. Having said that, nor do I, the temptation is always too much [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Ummm, euro babes.

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    Hehe, indeed!

    Euro babes, especially German ones are very nice indeed with their cute bums and sexy accents, but [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif[/img] hell, you leave the toilet seat up and your in a whole world of pain!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Ummm, euro babes.

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    but [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif[/img] hell, you leave the toilet seat up and your in a whole world of pain!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    You dont need to bother with the whole toilet seat thing... just ask them nicely - if pain is your thing of course!!!

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    pics please.

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    pics please.

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    Not sure why you'd want pics, but here's one to get your juices flowing if this is your thing:


    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    Not really into toilet tricks mate, maybe some pics of the euro babes though.

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    pics please.

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    Not sure why you'd want pics, but here's one to get your juices flowing if this is your thing:


    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    PMFSL Spence....... mint..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    pics please.

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    Not sure why you'd want pics, but here's one to get your juices flowing if this is your thing:


    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    PMFSL Spence....... mint..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Dont let my ex see that, she'd go potty...

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/soap.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Not really into toilet tricks mate, maybe some pics of the euro babes though.

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    Ok then let me introduce you to Alena.



    Actually she is Alena mark 2... but the first one wasn't quite as nice, and was a year or so ago....

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Not really into toilet tricks mate, maybe some pics of the euro babes though.

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    Ok then let me introduce you to Alena.



    Actually she is Alena mark 2... but the first one wasn't quite as nice, and was a year or so ago....

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    Fcuking Ding-Dong! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Not really into toilet tricks mate, maybe some pics of the euro babes though.

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    Ok then let me introduce you to Alena.



    Actually she is Alena mark 2... but the first one wasn't quite as nice, and was a year or so ago....

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    Fcuking Ding-Dong! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif[/img]

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    Nice puppies [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Nice puppies [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Yes indeed.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    Any more of her?


    Or her friends?

    Or her sisters?

    Or her mum?

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Any more of her?


    Or her friends?

    Or her sisters?

    Or her mum?

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Any more of her?


    Or her friends?

    Or her sisters?

    Or her mum?

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    Lol it's funny you should say that... I do have a couple of pics of a colleague of hers... but I am not sure I could post them on here..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angel.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

    Plus, the original pic had to be cropped cos her dress was, ahem, rather short..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    jigger dah digerdy or what ever the bloke from family guy says

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    come on outlore, it's perfectly clear we all need cheering up, so lets have the un censored pics, I'm sure the mods won't mind...


    "How you Doin" springs to mind. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    I'm sure the mods won't mind...

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    Do I get to choose when the 7/14 starts? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    Seriously though it was only a bit of underwear on display anyway so you're not missing much.... the rest of her however, is another story [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love_4.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    Get the pics up mate!!!! You know you wanna we definately want you to!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics, We want the pics,

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    i agree. you cant tell half a story and not give proper pics!

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    ROTFLMFAO [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    alright alright here you go lads - the bottom half!




    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    alright alright here you go lads - the bottom half!
    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    lol!!! something like that!!

    At work at the moment, and the other pix are at home so I'll upload them tonight when I get in...

    I have to tell you though it's nothing special so I hope you lot are not hoping for some soft pron..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    What a fcukin fantastic thread..... PMFSL...... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

    Keep it comin.....

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    just to get back on track (before the proper grot pics are posted) how loong did it take to drive there? and how far away is it?

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    just to get back on track (before the proper grot pics are posted) how loong did it take to drive there? and how far away is it?

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    I flew. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue_out.gif[/img]

    But if you mean from Munich airport to Ing, took about 45mins. Would probably take an hour with a normal driver, but Michael Schumacher's grandad was driving so he got there quite quick....

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    Told you it wasnt worth the wait:



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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Told you it wasnt worth the wait:



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    Nice puppies (again) [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    Mmmmmmmmmm virgin white panties!!! Nice! They'd look much better off i reckon though! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Mmmmmmmmmm virgin white panties!!! Nice! They'd look much better off i reckon though! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    I'm definately not posting those pics [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/****_you.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    not even for a christmas treat?

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    not even for a christmas treat?

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    I've had my Xmas treat. See above. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    not even for a christmas treat?

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    I've had my Xmas treat. See above. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    So what your saying is you played Santa and your sack is empty now!!! ho ho ho

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    So what your saying is you played Santa and your sack is empty now!!! ho ho ho

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

    im spent

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    Re: Back from Ingolstadt...

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    Duuuuuuuuuude! thats out of order! thats outlores missus!!!

 

 
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