Did you hear Gary Glitters' last wishes when hes executed? He want to be cremated and put in an etch-a-sketch so the kiddies can play with him forever.
Do they celebrate Christmas in Vietnam?
Well, they're hanging up Glitter this year.
five tampons are walking down the street...which one talks to you?
none. they're all stuck up c*nts.
How do you make your girlfriend cry during sex?
Phone her up and tell her.