After seeing the article about Audi drivers being most likely to cheat on partners I thought I had better post up this consumer advice. This may not be the best excuse to use should a young lady of the night offer you advice on fruit.BBC News - Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall
Clearly a lifetime of sucking plums did not qualify her as an expert on all soft fruit. Mind you I have to say £20 sounds a bargain....,for advice on tomatoes of course, just keep the 'pips' off my Audi Exclusive buckets, thanks m'darlin. Mind you this may have been the rate for Nissan Micra drivers.
My greater surprise was that someone in Walsall actually knows what a tomato is!