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Thread: Don Corleone Bagel - THIS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND

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    Don Corleone Bagel - THIS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND

    WARNING
    The information I am about to share with you is potentially dangerous.
    I will not be held responsible for the spontaneous combustion of your taste buds, and subsequently, your face.
    Use this information with extreme caution, with mental preparation being 100% essential.
    Possible symptoms of the following may include:
    - Food baby.
    - Food coma.
    - Extreme Orgasm/Ejaculation.
    - Heart attack.
    This is recommended for people with serious health issues, i.e. high cholesterol, high blood pressure, I.B.S. Because this will be the greatest moment before you die from the extreme taste fusion.

    The Don Corleone Bagel
    To make this culinary masterpiece you will need the following:
    (For one bagel)
    Salt beef, enough for two layers
    corned beef, enough for two layers
    2 pieces of bacon
    Handful of pulled pork
    1 slice of montery jack cheese
    3 pickled gherkins
    2 slices of tomato
    teaspoon mayonnaise
    teaspoon wholegrain mustard
    tablespoon maple syrup


    First, start to cook your bacon in a frying pan or similar.
    Once bacon starts to crisp, add your helping of maple syrup to the bacon:


    whilst bacon is cooking in the syrup, slice your tomato, and your gherkins ready:


    then slice your bagel, placing the two pieces in the toaster, and toast until lightly toasted:


    your bacon will now be ready:


    Once bagels are lightly toasted, you need to place on a plate and on one slice (the base) spread your wholegrain mustard. And on the other slice (top), spread your mayonnaise:


    your meats are now ready to go on!

    On the base slice with wholegrain mustard, stack your meats neatly.
    the order I chose for structural stability was
    Salt beef
    corned beef
    maple bacon
    pulled pork
    Then place the slice (or two) of montery jack cheese on top:


    YES, you cannot wait can you!

    Now place your masterpiece underneath a relatively hot grill:

    This grilling warms up your sandwich to a nice temperature, whilst melting the cheese into the pulled pork, fusing it together so that the bagel remains structurally stable.

    During that time, place your gherkins on the top slice with mayo:


    Your grilled bagel should now be ready:


    you may now place your 2 slices of tomato on top of your grilled bagel, followed by the top slice complete with mayonnaise and gherkins, leaving you with this:


    A true masterpiece



    I challenge anybody to try this, and not enjoy it.
    The combination of flavours and textures will blow your mind, and comatose you for a few hours, while you enjoy the TV.

    Nutritional Information
    Kcal = 582

    Total Fat = 23g
    of which saturated = 6g
    poly-unsaturated = 5g
    trans fat = 0g

    Cholesterol = 35mg
    Sodium = 1382mg
    Potassium = 139mg

    Carbohydrates = 40g
    of which sugar = 6g
    Dietry fibre = 9g

    Protein = 44g

    Iron = 3%





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    That does look good Karl,I like the way you used 'light' mayo
    One ingredient I ain't keen on is the corned beef have you a substitute ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    That does look good Karl,I like the way you used 'light' mayo
    One ingredient I ain't keen on is the corned beef have you a substitute ?
    if its just an 'aint keen', and not a 'despise' then try it.

    Im not entirely keen on corned beef on its own, and have never ever tried maple bacon (Jamaican), but it is epic regardless.
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    just WOW!
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    I love you karl, I am buying the stuff for one of these tomorrow. Bagels are so full of win anyway, but when you add all that lot it's bound t be mind blowing.

    How did the interview go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I love you karl, I am buying the stuff for one of these tomorrow. Bagels are so full of win anyway, but when you add all that lot it's bound t be mind blowing.

    How did the interview go?
    went well dude, so I celebrated with this.
    Should get a call tomorrow about the job. If I don't, il make one of these again.
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    That's Sunday morning breakfast sorted then.

    I'd hae it during the week, but i'd hae to get up about an hour earlier to make it.
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    This thing looks delicious.

    Moreso with the amount of alcohol I have put away this evening
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    I hope people are enjoying this recipe.

    I've just made another for my lunch, so satisfying!

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    that looks foookin

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmcgee View Post
    that looks foookin
    you MUST be gay

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    I might just get out of bed now and go get the stuff to make these.
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    you MUST be gay
    no , anything cooked in syrup is gay

 

 

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