Scottish Joke

Khufu

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Two Scottish lads are chatting in the pub about the one bloke's wedding
which is just around the corner.

The one bloke says to the other, "I think I'm going to have to wear a kilt
for my wedding."

The other bloke says, "Oh, aye? What's the tartan?"

"Oh she'll be dressed in white, I suppose."
 

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