A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep you brainless idiot"
The man replies to her, I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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