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    The greatest TV or Movie lines or Quotes of all time?

    Was having a natter at work about this and a few sugestions were put forward so I thought I'd ask what do you all think the best one liners have been?
    One of my favourites is

    "There can be only one"
    from highlander

    and the floor is open....

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    "I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous."

    A Few Good Men. Spoken by the most talented of actors, Mr Jack Nicholson.
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    Anything really from Blazing Saddles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Anything really from Blazing Saddles
    That's cheating.


    "What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    That's cheating.


    "What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."
    Yeah but theres so many and many could be racist in some peoples eyes lol.
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    A fukcin 9!!!

    Class line from Sally Lindsay in Mount Pleasant

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    The first rule of RS3 Club is: You do not talk about RS3 Club.
    The second rule of RS3 Club is: You do not talk about RS3 Club

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    "What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."
    Awesome film ScottB5, i like this quote.. "i'm Shakin It Boss!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by spooky View Post
    The first rule of RS3 Club is: You do not talk about RS3 Club.
    The second rule of RS3 Club is: You do not talk about RS3 Club

    http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/rs3-forum/181419-rs3-meet-sunday-march-17th.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I can't get the link at the moment but if anyone wants to, woohoo.

    "Do you know what nemesis mean?"
    i linked to that earlier but it was just before the server went down
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    Quote Originally Posted by spooky View Post
    The first rule of RS3 Club is: You do not talk about RS3 Club.
    The second rule of RS3 Club is: You do not talk about RS3 Club

    http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/rs3-forum/181419-rs3-meet-sunday-march-17th.html


    Spooky! Hello cheeky, a quiet word if I may.

    Number one, you've broken rule 1! How careless!

    Then by such carelessness you've broken rule 2!

    Now I need you to take this message on board:


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