It hasn't escaped my attention that an awful lot of things are happening on just one weekend. It must be that comprehensive school education of learning whilst bunking off in the woods that has made me so incisive.
Anyway, Mensa will not have me, I put it down to be too clever for them, they made up some stuff about me being too thick but I know. I know. Anyway, my brain has been working it's normal magic and I have realised that this weekend has a lot going on;
2 bank holidays
Clocks go forward
April fools day
Wow, what a busy weekend!
And yet I am taking it all in my stride, as I sit in my leather armchair with the remote control, my laptop and a chocolate easter egg. I would do some DIY, but I will say nothing until the wife mentions something that I haven't done, or indeed finished. Until she raises the issue I shall just chill.
Anyway, I will get back to the Sky remote and click on Crime HD and watch naughty people getting caught. Pleasure!