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    Interesting Colloquialisms

    Interesting Colloquialisms

    Ok.... some you will have seen before but still worth another look - I like the Mystery bus and Mystery Taxi........ The beer compass also seems to work every time as well

    AEROPLANE BLONDE
    One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

    AUSSIE KISS
    Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

    BEER COAT
    The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a night out at 3 in the
    morning.

    BEER COMPASS
    The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a night out, even
    though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you got there, and
    where you've come from.

    BOBFOC
    Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

    BREAKING THE SEAL
    Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking
    the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the lavatory will be required every
    10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

    BRITNEY SPEARS
    Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".

    BRUCE LEE
    Erect nipple (as in 'a hard Nip').

    DRINK-LINK
    A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to
    visit one before going out on the booze.

    SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT
    The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed, or
    approaching a corner at high speed without seeing the concealed escape slip road

    GREYHOUND
    A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    JONNY-NO-STARS
    A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a
    burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that
    staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

    MILLENNIUM DOMES
    The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the
    outside, but there's actually sod-all in there worth seeing.

    MONKEY BATH
    A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

    MYSTERY BUS
    The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after
    your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is
    suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    MYSTERY TAXI
    The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up,
    whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed
    instead.

    NELSON MANDELA
    Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)

    SALAD DODGER
    An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

    SWAMP-DONKEY
    A deeply unattractive woman.

    TART FUEL
    Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

    TITANIC
    A lady who goes down first time out.

    WALLACE AND GROMIT
    Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.

    WYNONA RYDER
    Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of
    tart fuel please Doreen"

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    Re: Interesting Colloquialisms

    Some stormers in there!

    Hadn't heard the aeroplane blonde one before - excellent one - normally its "the collar and cuffs don't match"!

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    Re: Interesting Colloquialisms

    Very good.

 

 

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