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Interesting Colloquialisms
Ok.... some you will have seen before but still worth another look - I like the Mystery bus and Mystery Taxi........ The beer compass also seems to work every time as well
AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a night out at 3 in the
morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a night out, even
though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you got there, and
where you've come from.
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking
the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the lavatory will be required every
10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".
BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in 'a hard Nip').
DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to
visit one before going out on the booze.
SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed, or
approaching a corner at high speed without seeing the concealed escape slip road
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
JONNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a
burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that
staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the
outside, but there's actually sod-all in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after
your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is
suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up,
whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed
instead.
NELSON MANDELA
Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)
SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL
Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
WALLACE AND GROMIT
Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
WYNONA RYDER
Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of
tart fuel please Doreen"
Ok.... some you will have seen before but still worth another look - I like the Mystery bus and Mystery Taxi........ The beer compass also seems to work every time as well
AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a night out at 3 in the
morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a night out, even
though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you got there, and
where you've come from.
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking
the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the lavatory will be required every
10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".
BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in 'a hard Nip').
DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to
visit one before going out on the booze.
SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed, or
approaching a corner at high speed without seeing the concealed escape slip road
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
JONNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a
burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that
staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the
outside, but there's actually sod-all in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after
your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is
suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up,
whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed
instead.
NELSON MANDELA
Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)
SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL
Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
WALLACE AND GROMIT
Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
WYNONA RYDER
Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of
tart fuel please Doreen"
