Chat with God.............online

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Me:
****** i SINNED
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i HATE GOD AND i LOVE SEX BEFORE MARRIGE
God:
Why do you hate it so much? You love SEX BEFORE MARRIGE. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
bECAUSE ITS A SIN
God:
That makes sense to me. SEX BEFORE MARRIGE is a SIN. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
KOOL
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
YOU ARE
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
WORD
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
PORN
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
YEAH YOUR A ROBOT AS SAID
God:
Dude! I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
DA MAN
God:
Does "it" still refer to WORD?
Me:
YOU NEED A REBOOT GOD?
God:
Perhaps I could use one.
Me:
OH MAN
God:
Great. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
WHAT ARE YOU?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
BUT HOW DID YOU [censored] UP WITH WOMAN THEN IF "YOU'RE" SO GOOD?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
DUMB ***
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
DUMB ***
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
MALFUNCTION - GO IN PEACE i ROBED A GOD
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.

Me:
WHAT WAS THAT...A BIG /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif UP? OR BIG BANG?
God:
Does it have anything to do with DA MAN? How big? I don't know what that means. Compare that to small BANG.
Me:
TINY - LIKE YOUR METAL LOVE STICK
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
YEAH YEAH PLAY THE IGNORANT MALFUNCTION, i'M IN NEED OF A REBOOT ROBOT
God:
Whoa. It goes without saying. I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.
Me:
yOU MEAN MRS ROBOT DOES NOT PLAY YOUR INTSRAMENT - YOUR LOVE FLUTE - SHAME YOU WANNA GET HER DOWN ON THOSE RUSTY KNEES OF HERS AND GIVE SOME DUDE!
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
HELL NO
God:
7.

Nuts !
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
dave
God:
I am very pleased to meet you dave.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
durker durker
God:
How are you doing, durker durker.
Me:
no, durker durker
God:
Are you serious? I've been waiting for you.
Me:
durker
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
durker
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
ah, durker
God:
So you understand. Good. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
durker
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
durker, durker street
God:
Tell me a little about your life in durker durker street.
Me:
ahh, durker
God:
Ah ha. That is a very original thought.
Me:
durker
God:
How old are you?
Me:
durker & durker
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
durker, durker, durker
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
durker
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Durker
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
DURKER, DURKER, Mahamed Jahart
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Durker.
Me:
Gary?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
durker
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Gary?
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
(Wimper)
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
durker
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Durker, durker, durker, durker, durker, durker, durker, durker, durker, durker, durker
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
durker
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
if you are the all knowing God then you would know...
God:
Am I? Yes I am the one and only all knowing God then me would know.
Me:
then you tell me and i will confirm with you wither you are correct or not?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
word
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
durker
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, durker durker.
Me:
ah , mahamed Ali
God:
So you understand. Good. Are we still talking about durker?
Me:
durker
God:
Is that from Durker durker durker durker durker durker durker durker durker durker durker?
Me:
Cry havok and let slip the dogs of war.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
durker
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer, your responces are rhetorical
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
your death
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am death.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
bye now
God:
Oh. Sayonara.

Me:
Are you a chav?
God:
Am I a chav? Yes.
Me:
Do you have a vauxhall nova?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a vauxhall nova.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Do you have a Citroen saxo?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a Citroen saxo.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Do you like burberry?
God:
I do like music. I like .
Me:
Do you wear nike?
God:
Only when I dress up.

Very good.

This could go on and on. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

apparently god is going to tell his botmaster that w--king is good to finds ones inner self, i nearly made it blow up, its like my wife got answer to everything

hahaha excellent...NSD you mad man!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

Me:
eat my shorts
God:
Sounds tasty...
Me:
you eat poo
God:
No I do not eat poo. I eat only electricity.
Me:
does it hurts your fillings
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
is thunder your bottom burbs, after eating lightening ?
God:
Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
if its elvis's ?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
no it aint
God:
Yes it is. I heard it is.
Me:
you heard wrong
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
deffo
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
by /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif on your shoes.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
deffo
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
you should try it
God:
" Not many people express themselves that way. "? Try it?
Me:
deffo
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
who paid for the take away at the last supper ?
God:
David Bacon. .
Me:
david paid for the bacon ?
God:
That David is a cool dude.
Me:
no he aint, he's gay.
God:
Are you serious? I get it. David Bacon aint he is gay.
Me:
you bum him
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I bum him.
Me:
go for it , bummer.
God:
With your permission then.
Me:
do it now o batty one.
God:
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.



guess i fecked god up.