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    Quick Joke (not very good)

    A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you"
    "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"

    " Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she
    replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
    So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
    bedsprings and a duck caller "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your
    limbs."

    The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her
    hands and knees.

    "Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on
    the springs "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She
    finds all
    this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.

    The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
    German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

    The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is
    several minutes before she has recovered her breath.

    Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?"

    "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"

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    Re: Quick Joke (not very good)

    Oh dear [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

    Kev.

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    Re: Quick Joke (not very good)

    Oh please, not this old chestnut again. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    Re: Quick Joke (not very good)

    The old ones are the best.............. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

 

 

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