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    In Honour of Stupid People . . .

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


    On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
    (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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    On a bag of Doritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
    Details inside.
    (the shoplifter special?)

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    On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
    (and that would be???....)

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    On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
    (but, it's just a suggestion.)

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    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
    down."
    (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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    On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
    (...and you thought????...)

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    On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
    (but wouldn't this save me time?)

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    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
    machinery after taking this medication."
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
    could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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    On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (...I'm taking this because???....)

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    On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
    (as opposed to what?)

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    On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
    (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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    On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
    (talk about a news flash)

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    On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet,
    eat nuts."
    (Step 3: say what?)

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    On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not
    enable you to fly."
    (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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    On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
    or genitals."
    (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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    **** Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light *****

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    Re: In Honour of Stupid People . . .

    Very good Necro.

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    Re: In Honour of Stupid People . . .

    Love the chain saw one. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: In Honour of Stupid People . . .

    Very good mate! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: In Honour of Stupid People . . .

    Good one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

 

 

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