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    2 nuns

    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

    After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

    The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

    "Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

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    Re: 2 nuns

    ** Groan** Don't give up the day job now will you? That was awful. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img].. The Oldies are the best ones though huh?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

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    Re: 2 nuns

    Aaaahhh....not that bad [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/snore.gif[/img]

 

 

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