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    What a professional I am.

    As some of you know I am a firearms instructor in my spare time. Its a thankless job that I now do for free rather than for a living. So when you are on a windswept range teaching clay shooting and get an unexpected bonus its nice.
    Can you come up today and take a couple out was the request down the phone early yesterday morning, weather looks a bit miserable and its an hours drive. But hey, I am still committed to what I do so along I went.

    First pupil arrived with her friend and onto the range we went. I showed her all the safety and how to handle a gun correctly, how to stand and what to look for.











    Not once did I hit on the fit as f**k 25yr old pole dancer





    The next pupil didn't turn up so we extended the lesson, nearly 2 1/2 hours she shot for.
    Taught her how to shoot and away she went really chuffed.
    She asked for my number so she could book a lesson with me again, I told her to just call the club to arrange.

    Like I say, professional I am.
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    ( I am not fat, its a cartridge belt under my jacket)

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    I think it was a test of your powers of resistance?

    and she looks like she doesn't have any talons.
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    Lmao Paul. She obviously thought you were "fit" as she wanted your phone number. I glad to see that you remained professional. A true gent. x
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    She must get some right tough clients! hahaha Good Man....am proud of you!....Am 20years married this year....Ma Mrs has my balls in the freezer!

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    James, its a headscarf, to keep my head warm as my hair has gone south for the winter, and all the other seasons

    And if anyone else in the Midlands fancies trying clay shooting and I am free that weekend let me know, you only pay for clays and cartridges, I teach for free.

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    Hmmmm pole dancer wants to learn to shoot. Sounds dangerous to me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    James, its a headscarf, to keep my head warm as my hair has gone south for the winter, and all the other seasons

    And if anyone else in the Midlands fancies trying clay shooting and I am free that weekend let me know, you only pay for clays and cartridges, I teach for free.
    what does it cost for a typical day of shooting? say me and my girlfriend wanted to come do it one weekend what would we need?

 

 

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