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An American tourist goes on a trip to China.
>
> While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom
> all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one
> morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
>
> Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
>
> The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests
> and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
>
> The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad
> news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
> unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little
> perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up,
> doc".
>
> The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
> to amputate your penis".
>
> The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".
>
> The doc tor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but
> surgery is your only choice".
>
> The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
> more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
> proclaims:
> "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".
>
> The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
> we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
>
> The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
>
> "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make mo money that way. No
> need to opelate!"
>
> Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
>
> "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no wolly! Wait two weeks. **** fall
> off
> by itself!"
>
> While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom
> all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one
> morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
>
> Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
>
> The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests
> and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
>
> The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad
> news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
> unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little
> perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up,
> doc".
>
> The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
> to amputate your penis".
>
> The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".
>
> The doc tor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but
> surgery is your only choice".
>
> The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
> more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
> proclaims:
> "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".
>
> The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
> we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
>
> The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
>
> "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make mo money that way. No
> need to opelate!"
>
> Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
>
> "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no wolly! Wait two weeks. **** fall
> off
> by itself!"
