Mmmmmmm fancy a burger tonight.....

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Horse Burger, neigh chance........... Glasgow accent required for this joke

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I have eaten loads of different burgers over the years, but in the mane these are the best!
 
^^^^^^:laugh:

I got some last week... i'v just looked at the date, "and they're off"!! ;)
 
New Tesco Burgers
Low in fat,high in Shergar
 
How weird, I had some Tesco burgers for my dinner last night, went for a run this morning and did 7 miles in 6 minutes and cleared 12 fences!
 
Actually, I was in Tesco this morning when I heard the news, I wasn't there furlong.
 
I was in the Tesco Café today, and the waitress asked "if I wanted anything on my Burger"… So I said “a fiver each way”
 
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Apparently a women has been been taken too hospital after eating these horse burgers.... her condition is said to be Stable!!
 
I think someone may be sending me death threats.

Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow
 
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Guys, even the veggie burgers are being tested now for traces of uniQuorn!!
 
Tesco have just announced they're also re-calling 100,000 pairs of tights, they've found a trace of camels hoof in them!
 
the missus made me a a tesco burger last night she asked if i wanted owt on it... i said yea a fiver each way.
 
This is all fine and dandy lads, all jokes aside...but please tell me someone is checking the "****-a-Leeky" soup?????
 
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Oh dear..... Sorry I meant horse........
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I've not had Findus crispy pancakes for about 20 years....... Loved them as a kid, explains quite a lot actually:haha:
 
So now Findus have withdrawn their products because of Horse meat contamination...
Shame..I really liked their Spaghetti Bologneighs.
 
I don't know what all the fuss is about horse meat is a delicacy in some places and some of the ready meals have never tasted so nice.
 
I think what the fuss is about is customers who fancy a lasagne that they assume is beef turns out to be 100% HORSE! That may explain the fuss! Neeeeigh! Shurgar lives!........ On people's dinner plates
 
I phoned customer services at Findus today to complain angrily about having eaten a horse meat lasagne.

I thought I'd better do it while I'd still got the bit between my teeth.
 
I thought it was 100% ****, so I am quite pleased with the fact it is real meat.
 
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