EM TuningMonster Motorsport
Results 1 to 19 of 19
Like Tree1Likes
  • 1 Post By Reesy

Thread: Eating too many Satsumas

  1. #1
    rhubarb4's Avatar
    Certified Jardo Slayer

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Midlands
    Posts
    1,715

    Thumbs up Eating too many Satsumas

    Help I've had about 10 today and it got me wondering if it could be dangerous to carry on in this way, as I've heard if you eat more than 7 bananas it can be fatal, I love Satsumas and I'm getting concerned about eating so many in 24hrs. My finger tips and nails have started to turn orange.


    Does anybody know?

    Thing is I heard that's why you can't buy more than 7 Bananas at Tesco at once, which got me thinking about the whole Satsumas situation. I think the main problem is that it is basically like eating water, so you need a few to feel mentally satisfied Perhaps if I start eating the skin as well then I won't need as many?

    I'm wondering if I can get Satsuma poisoning. I'm in such a pickle and really don't know what to do


    chris.
    <img src=http://cdn.as-static.com/vb/images/smilies/scared2.gif border=0 alt= title=Scared2 class=inlineimg />
    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    i wear ladies underwear to work.

  2. # ADS
    ADS
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Global
    Posts
    Many
     
  3. #2
    s3dave's Avatar
    TFSI Hybrid

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    west yorks
    Posts
    10,121
    seriously?

  4. #3
    Reesy's Avatar
    6th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    East Sussex
    Posts
    3,604
    You'll be ****ting through the eye of a needle tomorrow. Apart from that, you need to get out more and invest in chocolate as its better then satsumas..
    CHEZ likes this.


  5. #4
    CHEZ's Avatar
    moderately amusing

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    just about, right here!
    Posts
    3,751
    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    You'll be ****ting through the eye of a needle tomorrow. Apart from that, you need to get out more and invest in chocolate as its better then satsumas..
    lol! what he said plus one lol! jeez!


  6. #5
    Sandra's Avatar
    MODERATOR

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Scotland
    Posts
    15,343
    Lol chris, you seriously need to watch what your eating, too much fruit is not good for you. The recommend intake per day is Five portions of fruit/vegetables. You need to have other nutrients as well. x
    Audi-sport.net Lanyards & Stickers
    To find Audi-Sport-Net members with VCDS check out the MAP


  7. #6
    rhubarb4's Avatar
    Certified Jardo Slayer

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Midlands
    Posts
    1,715
    Haha chocolate orange
    <img src=http://cdn.as-static.com/vb/images/smilies/scared2.gif border=0 alt= title=Scared2 class=inlineimg />
    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    i wear ladies underwear to work.

  8. #7
    CHEZ's Avatar
    moderately amusing

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    just about, right here!
    Posts
    3,751
    Quote Originally Posted by rhubarb4 View Post
    Haha chocolate orange
    more like blood orange...............


  9. #8
    sidibear's Avatar
    Looking for Zombies !!

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Birmingham UK
    Posts
    1,993
    Here is a hint to what is most likely to happen.

    When you go into the little room to take a seat its going to sound like you are emptying a fish tank

    JSD 2.59
    Synergy-Solutions

  10. #9
    WilkoS3's Avatar
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    North West
    Posts
    162


    I was thinking "a flock of seagulls"
    2003 B6 A4 Avant 1.9TDi Quattro Sport - the current ride for me and my dog.
    2002 Goodwood Green S3 225 - sold
    2000 Cabriolet 1.8 final edition - sold
    1995 B5 A4 1.8 SE - sold

  11. #10
    sidibear's Avatar
    Looking for Zombies !!

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Birmingham UK
    Posts
    1,993
    Quote Originally Posted by WilkoS3 View Post


    I was thinking "a flock of seagulls"
    He may however, make the same level of noise and mess

    JSD 2.59
    Synergy-Solutions

  12. #11
    superkarl's Avatar
    MAN OF STEEL

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Liverpool/Southport. N west
    Posts
    7,520
    i used to be named the 'satsuma kid' as a toddler. i turned out ok, didnt i?

  13. #12
    plymouthaudi's Avatar
    Neutral

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Posts
    88

    Eating too many Satsumas

    What an interesting convocation. I looked on a packet and 2 satsumas are one of your five a day so I would stick to that amount and save on the toilet roll.
    A3 8P 2008 2.0 TDI 170BHP S Line
    :-Remapped to 210BHP
    :-Pressed Number plates
    :-Xenon Lights 4300K

    :-Footwell Light Retrofit
    :-LED Interior Conversion
    :-Stainless Exhaustf
    :-DPF Removed
    :-RS4 Bucket Seats Retrimmed
    :-Boot Tool and Air Compressor Build in the making
    :-Drilled and Grooved Discs and Brembo Pads
    :-Callipers Painted Red
    :-
    BlackVue DR380G-HD Fron camera




  14. #13
    jojo's Avatar
    S3 Drift King!

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Solihull, Midlands
    Posts
    25,434
    Did you ask this same question a few years back on another forum Chris?

    How many satsumas is it safe to eat in one day? - Overclockers UK Forums



    99' Audi S3(APY) - Brilliant Black Click>>>Going Sideways vid!
    You've got to have a laugh! For Sale:LCR Brakes - £400



  15. #14
    s3dave's Avatar
    TFSI Hybrid

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    west yorks
    Posts
    10,121
    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Did you ask this same question a few years back on another forum Chris?

    How many satsumas is it safe to eat in one day? - Overclockers UK Forums
    FCN Bizzare...

  16. #15
    Broken Byzan's Avatar
    Photographic Moderator

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Cardiff, United Kingdom
    Posts
    12,505

    My Social Networking

    Follow Broken Byzan On Twitter Add Broken Byzan on Facebook Add Broken Byzan on Google+ Visit Broken Byzan's Youtube Channel
    The bananna myth is simply that, a myth.

    I spose you have a reverse enema to look forward to tomorrow

  17. #16
    James TQ's Avatar
    3rd Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Essex
    Posts
    548
    really made me chuckle, i eat alot of tuna and that can give you mercury poisoning :/

  18. #17
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    Hordnean, Hampshire
    Posts
    157
    Quote Originally Posted by plymouthaudi View Post
    I looked on a packet and 2 satsumas are one of your five a day so I would stick to that amount and save on the toilet roll.
    So 10 is a winner. I'm a fan of satsumas too, though I can't stand clementines

  19. #18
    silver_vw's Avatar
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    purgatory
    Posts
    149
    Just noticed this lol thread, plenty of bum gravy ready for xmas!

  20. #19
    Audi Dynamik's Avatar
    6th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Posts
    2,115
    Well this is a different post i must admit ! .... You best get this done quickly,
    Write your will, go and buy a Solar Orange Audi and hope for the best
    Her 2011 Limited Edition A4 Dynamik 2.0 Tfsi quattro 211 BHP Saloon & Mine 2013 Bmw 535D M Sport 313 Bhp 630nm.
    ***Audi's In The Park***The Biggest Audi Event In Europe 10th August 2014*** http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/audis-park-aitp-2014/221933-audis-park-2014-show-10th-august-billing-aquadrome.html
    Reputation given for the best answer.



 

 

Similar Threads

  1. VAG COM, "Too many communications errors"?
    By JD09 in forum A3/S3 Forum (8L Chassis)
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 5th May 2010, 20:13
  2. My poor car, Too many things broke in 1 month
    By WKDLAD in forum A3/S3 Forum (8L Chassis)
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 11th January 2009, 08:35
  3. too many communication errors to continue
    By sherry in forum VCDS (formerly VAG-COM) forum
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 28th July 2008, 01:26
  4. Too many New RS4 posts . .
    By Olly_K in forum RS4 Forum (B5 and B7 Chassis)
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 20th July 2006, 12:43
  5. too many warning lights!
    By imported_westy2005 in forum A4/S4 forum(B5 Chassis)
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 3rd September 2004, 19:42

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO

Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO