Eating too many Satsumas

[rhubarb4]

Help I've had about 10 today and it got me wondering if it could be dangerous to carry on in this way, as I've heard if you eat more than 7 bananas it can be fatal, I love Satsumas and I'm getting concerned about eating so many in 24hrs. My finger tips and nails have started to turn orange.


Does anybody know?

Thing is I heard that's why you can't buy more than 7 Bananas at Tesco at once, which got me thinking about the whole Satsumas situation. I think the main problem is that it is basically like eating water, so you need a few to feel mentally satisfied Perhaps if I start eating the skin as well then I won't need as many?

I'm wondering if I can get Satsuma poisoning. I'm in such a pickle and really don't know what to do


chris.

 

[s3dave]

seriously?

 

[Reesy]

You'll be ****ting through the eye of a needle tomorrow. Apart from that, you need to get out more and invest in chocolate as its better then satsumas..

 

[CHEZ]

You'll be ****ting through the eye of a needle tomorrow. Apart from that, you need to get out more and invest in chocolate as its better then satsumas..

lol! what he said plus one lol! jeez!

 

[Sandra]

Lol chris, you seriously need to watch what your eating, too much fruit is not good for you. The recommend intake per day is Five portions of fruit/vegetables. You need to have other nutrients as well. x

 

[rhubarb4]

Haha chocolate orange

 

[CHEZ]

Haha chocolate orange

more like blood orange...............

 

[sidibear]

Here is a hint to what is most likely to happen.

When you go into the little room to take a seat its going to sound like you are emptying a fish tank

 

[WilkoS5]

I was thinking "a flock of seagulls"

 

[sidibear]

I was thinking "a flock of seagulls"

He may however, make the same level of noise and mess :icon_thumright:

 

[superkarl]

i used to be named the 'satsuma kid' as a toddler. i turned out ok, didnt i?

 

[plymouthaudi]

What an interesting convocation. I looked on a packet and 2 satsumas are one of your five a day so I would stick to that amount and save on the toilet roll.

 

[jojo]

Did you ask this same question a few years back on another forum Chris?

How many satsumas is it safe to eat in one day? - Overclockers UK Forums

 

[s3dave]

Did you ask this same question a few years back on another forum Chris?

How many satsumas is it safe to eat in one day? - Overclockers UK Forums

FCN Bizzare...

 

[Broken Byzan]

The bananna myth is simply that, a myth.

I spose you have a reverse enema to look forward to tomorrow

 

[James TQ]

really made me chuckle, i eat alot of tuna and that can give you mercury poisoning :/

 

[mookster]

I looked on a packet and 2 satsumas are one of your five a day so I would stick to that amount and save on the toilet roll.

So 10 is a winner. I'm a fan of satsumas too, though I can't stand clementines

 

[silver_vw]

Just noticed this lol thread, plenty of bum gravy ready for xmas!

 

[Audi Dynamik]

Well this is a different post i must admit ! .... You best get this done quickly,
Write your will, go and buy a Solar Orange Audi and hope for the best :icon_thumright: