My favorite is the last one - /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
> My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of >
our family holidays in Customs.
> Patrick Monahan at the Gilded Balloon
> The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be >
sh*tting herself.
> Colin & Fergus at the Pleasance
> My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I >
was never smacked as a child ... well maybe one or two grams to get me > to
sleep at night.
> Susan Murray at the Underbelly
> Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people >
were given pointed sticks?
> Adam Bloom at the Pleasance
The world is a dangerous place; > only yesterday I went into Boots and
punched someone in the face.
> Jeremy Limb, at the Trap
> I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the >
Girl out of Cork ..
> Markus Birdman at the Pod Deco
> Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along. > Turned
out it was a ****** hoax.
> Adrian Poynton at the Pleasance
> If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, >
then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're >
trained for that.
> Milton Jones at the Underbelly.
> My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of >
our family holidays in Customs.
> Patrick Monahan at the Gilded Balloon
> The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be >
sh*tting herself.
> Colin & Fergus at the Pleasance
> My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I >
was never smacked as a child ... well maybe one or two grams to get me > to
sleep at night.
> Susan Murray at the Underbelly
> Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people >
were given pointed sticks?
> Adam Bloom at the Pleasance
The world is a dangerous place; > only yesterday I went into Boots and
punched someone in the face.
> Jeremy Limb, at the Trap
> I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the >
Girl out of Cork ..
> Markus Birdman at the Pod Deco
> Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along. > Turned
out it was a ****** hoax.
> Adrian Poynton at the Pleasance
> If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, >
then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're >
trained for that.
> Milton Jones at the Underbelly.
