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    Edinburgh Comedy Festival Quotes

    My favorite is the last one - [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

    > My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of >
    our family holidays in Customs.
    > Patrick Monahan at the Gilded Balloon

    > The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be >
    sh*tting herself.
    > Colin & Fergus at the Pleasance

    > My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I >
    was never smacked as a child ... well maybe one or two grams to get me > to
    sleep at night.
    > Susan Murray at the Underbelly

    > Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people >
    were given pointed sticks?
    > Adam Bloom at the Pleasance

    The world is a dangerous place; > only yesterday I went into Boots and
    punched someone in the face.
    > Jeremy Limb, at the Trap

    > I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the >
    Girl out of Cork ..
    > Markus Birdman at the Pod Deco

    > Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along. > Turned
    out it was a bloody hoax.
    > Adrian Poynton at the Pleasance

    > If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, >
    then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're >
    trained for that.
    > Milton Jones at the Underbelly.

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    Re: Edinburgh Comedy Festival Quotes

    Very good, love the last one too.

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    Re: Edinburgh Comedy Festival Quotes

    very funny mate !
    only wish i was there to hear them say the quotes!

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    Re: Edinburgh Comedy Festival Quotes

    Gosh you went to see a fair few shows!!

    I went to see Jimmy Carr on Saturday night was really good.

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    Re: Edinburgh Comedy Festival Quotes

    I think I heard some of those at the Pleasance in about 1984!

 

 

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