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    LMFAO. that is a PEACH

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    i sent the seller this:

    you cannot be serious?
    is this real?
    or is this a 6 yr olds art project made from paper mache?

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    Last three laters on the number plate 'KBA' clearly stand for 'Kan't Be Arsed'.

    It may need lowering slightly.

    And he carbon wrapping work is amazing.
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    It actually says it's been lowered....
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    I love the amount of time he took on doing the wipers.
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    i want my message to appear on the page in the 'questions asked' bit.

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    That description was written by stevie wonder lol
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    What an absolute idiot i cant believe some peope seriosuly. The description states "The car has been wrapped in carbon fibre, which shows a few creases, but nothing majorly noticeable"
    Are you having a f.....g laugh ??? if you click on the zoom tool on every exterior picture there is a crease and it says it isnt noticeable ? what ?
    Worse one ive ever seen hahahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    i want my message to appear on the page in the 'questions asked' bit.
    What's going on with the front wheels? There's 1" gap at the front and 3 foot at the rear.

    Surely this is a joke?! It's made from weetabix boxes really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Last three laters on the number plate 'KBA' clearly stand for 'Kan't Be Arsed'.

    It may need lowering slightly.

    And he carbon wrapping work is amazing.
    Your lucky this wasn't for sale a month ago or I may have chose this over bumble

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    "The car oozes class"
    This guy wants a falcon punch, and the car wants dropping from a great height on him...

    At least over 2000 people have had a laugh to press...

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    Lowering springs have also been added to give the car the correct ride height.
    Looks like an off roader!


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    Looks beeter than my work scott

    Dave how did you even come across that bag of ****??

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    I'm sure some ijiot here in Dubai will go for it :D

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    Enzo Ferrari turning in his grave. I feel sorry for him if this is genuinely his best attempt at a 'project'. I can't dance so I keep off the dance floor ..... You see where I'm going with this!

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    third time hes had it listed this year
    he must hide it or it would have been set on fire by now

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    That is truly awful. If it wasn't so expensive I'd suggest we all club together to buy it just so we could burn it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post

    Dave how did you even come across that bag of ****??
    Im thinking of buying a lotus 7 kit car or similar for a bit of fun......Honest..

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    Re: OMFG Best Ebay car to date...

    What annoys me the most is the wonky exhausts.

    Too many cars these days with bodge up exhausts. Ive even seen m5 replicas with this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Audi Dynamik View Post
    What an absolute idiot i cant believe some peope seriosuly. The description states "The car has been wrapped in carbon fibre, which shows a few creases, but nothing majorly noticeable"
    Are you having a f.....g laugh ??? if you click on the zoom tool on every exterior picture there is a crease and it says it isnt noticeable ? what ?
    Worse one ive ever seen hahahha

    The guy needs some sense knocking into him !
    It's not noticeable in the slightest if you close your eyes
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    lowering springs ? really.....looks like its been jacked up ! i would be embarrassed to drive that. I would rather a Mk1 or 2 fiesta 1.0L
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    Has he put black bin liners in the wheel arches...
    I bet it leaks like a bleeding sieve...

    I actually know a guy who does these 406 coupe conversions and they are excellent it takes him about 6 months each, the screen needs dropping another foot backwards @ £25k though ....ive just sent him a link...lol

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    Looks terrible £6500 for that Sh*t rather drive around in dell boys trotters independent traders van

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    We had a 360 replica come in where I used to work which was based on a Toyota MR2 with a rotrex supercharger strapped on.

    Funny thing is it had genuine Ferrari wheels with what had to be 80mm worth of spacer/adapter per wheel lol worth way way more than the car. Needless to say i *** hated working on it haha
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    wonder how much money was spanked on this car?.... and why choose such a slow car to make into a Ferrari rep?!
    Its like buying a quad with a 50cc engine and turning it into a evo replica!


    Some people.... they just need someone to slap them before hitting the buy button on these bodykits
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    ha ha what a bag of s..t

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    Quote Originally Posted by turnstyle View Post
    wonder how much money was spanked on this car?.... and why choose such a slow car to make into a Ferrari rep?!
    Its like buying a quad with a 50cc engine and turning it into a evo replica!


    Some people.... they just need someone to slap them before hitting the buy button on these bodykits
    The 406 coupe is very close to the length and height, thats basically it, The mr2 ones were noticeably smaller

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    It's scary that someone could spend so much money on that pile of sh1t. It looks like something off chop shop. Although the wheels look like they cost more than a furtune...

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    This shouldnt even be road legal!
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    Why do this?

    Imagine what the guys at Maranello would think to this?

    Surely no-one will buy that.
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    Truly spectacular. Amazing.

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    i seen a 406 coupe replica at a show a few years ago and it honestly looked the business, this car must have been built by a blind man, wearing a balaclava, in the dark on a rainy day! what a complete tool. he's obviously come to terms with the fact he's wasted too much money on this pile of and trying to palm it off. i wouldnt pay £500 for it let alone £6500. TIT

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    Too much gap between the arches- needs air..... So it can be killed with fire. Put the poor car out of its misery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burns3 View Post
    Your lucky this wasn't for sale a month ago or I may have chose this over bumble
    I know, that would have ben a very hard choice, I couldn't agree more.

    I feel sorry for this dude - he clearly thinks it actually looks good. I wonder how much his neighbors laugh at him? I would LOVE to open my curtains every morning and see that. It would set me up for the whole day!
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