Who Want's To Be A Millionnaire?

jdp1962

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Paddy's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for
£1million.
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>"PADDY, FOR £1MILLION, WHO WAS THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBER... WAS IT...
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>A, RONNIE BARKER...
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>B, RONNIE O'SULLIVAN...
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>C, RONNIE CORBETT. .OR... WAS IT...
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>D, RONNIE BIGGS"???
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>Paddy says..."I'LL TAKE THE MONEY"
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>Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 lifelines left.
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>Paddy again says...."I'LL TAKE THE MONEY"
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>"YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FRIEND" says Chris.
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>"NO, I'LL TAKE THE MONEY" says Paddy
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>"GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, PADDY GOES AWAY WITH £500,000" says Chris.
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>"BEFORE YOU GO, YOU'LL OBVIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER WAS"
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>Paddy said "NO, ... I KNOW IT ANYWAY"
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>"ARE YOU MAD" asks Chris, "ARE YOU MENTAL"?
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>Paddy says, "I MIGHT BE MENTAL ..........BUT I'M NOT A FECKING GRASS !".
 

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